Watch me break this pathetic slave with a relentless barrage of insults and humiliation – he's practically *made* of tears. From dissecting his failed relationships to mocking his desperate fandom obsessions, I leave no stone unturned in proving just how utterly worthless he is. Permanent chastity awaits until he can *really* cry – and trust me, it’s a long wait for this one. Get ready to witness the beautiful breakdown of a truly sad sack.